*fart noise*

rooting for the Green and White.

?

No, that’s when you’ve framed Kevin Bacon.

Fans? No.

A moment of silence for the sad loss of Bob Ley’s beard: May it someday return.

The only way Gauch could’ve been more of a tomato can is if he had “Campbell” stitched on the back of his trunks.

Found this posted on another site:

The joke would have made sense if it was said anywhere in the article that a LeBron James chasedown block was actually better than something (hell, anything) else. Saying there’s nothing like it is not the same thing. I can only assume your burning desire to throw out a Hitchens quote and take your ego on a two-handed…

According to wikipedia, the average MLS player salary is $226,000. I pulled an estimate of fighter salaries from the most recent UFC event here. Lower-to-Mid-tier UFC fighter gets 12,000 to fight, another 12 if they win. Not counting any possible Fight-of-the-night bonuses you’d have to be fighting every five weeks…

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What absolute bush-league horseshit.

We like to be associated with the great city of New York

Here ya go.

Weeks warned Stiverne after they got up about attempting a low blow.

I think I see the problem:

"Oh, Lord, I have seen the future... And I'm playing for the Jets."

Only 750 years for Superman? Grant Morrison would like a word...