That’s why Arrowhead is about to replace their old clock for a new prototype made out of baby-back ribs and cold cuts.
An NFL owner gives out money and then asks for it back.
Getting whipped fucking HURTS.
“Did I hear you say correctly that you have not slept since Saturday afternoon?”
But... But... Whitlock needs a hole in the donut. How else do you expect him to fuck it?
That image needs a NSFW tag, because if you’re not paying attention all those eyes start blending together and they get that magic-eye 3D effect and now there’s some pinkish spider-monkey hellbeast’s afterbirth chewing it’s way out of my screen and dammit I have to go change pants
Jesus, he looks like he went after the holy grail and chose poorly.
*fart noise*
rooting for the Green and White.
No, that’s when you’ve framed Kevin Bacon.
A moment of silence for the sad loss of Bob Ley’s beard: May it someday return.
The only way Gauch could’ve been more of a tomato can is if he had “Campbell” stitched on the back of his trunks.