Sounds good, but wrong, so wrong on many levels.

I’m still salty that they gave her the Motown tribute. Like, we all know she has week ass vocals, yet they did that to us. The disrespect.

...something about apples, trees, and the effects of gravity...

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

There’s still time.

I wonder if this kind of thing is going to keep happening, Katie Ledecky broke women’s swimming (and is only getting started), Phelps did the same for men’s, Usain Bolt did it for men’s track and field, and Biles has destroyed female gymnastics. Are we in a golden age of athleticism or is it just going to get crazier…

And yet Boris Johnson remains disappointingly unslapped.

Just damn

Tacos are for Tuesdays!

He doesn’t have to turn the other cheek. He chose to. Why are we taking away agency from his brother? He asked for a hug. He gave forgiveness freely. That’s his business.

That’s awesome. It’s been a good run.

Glad to share! It was definitely the bit of joy we can use this week!

I didn’t have a history of cardiovascular disease until I had a heart attack on my birthday four months ago. Like Bernie, I had a stent surgically inserted via angioplasty in August, and was back on my feet pretty quickly (though the post-op prescription for Plavix takes some getting used to).

The issue is when the tabloids interfere with your life, i.e. publishing private letters or, I dunno, chasing your car into a horrendous collision leaving your sons without their mother.

I think she must’ve been unpopular with her fellow officers or they would’ve found a way to clean this up for her. So easy to plant something that feeds the narrative that the victim deserved it.

This. Oh and I would know the intimate details of my room and house since I never would be leaving it.

My mom would have beat me, then made me go on national TV and apologize, then took me home, beat me some more and planned my life until I was 18, weekly beatings included. 

I think he’s getting the Christmas episode in December.

Ugh! Especially the one in the green. She should not be commenting or joking about anyone’s looks.