That’s going to be the cover of his first single.

I was waiting for the part of the story where the principal, upon seeing the kid make the face, called in the school’s resource officer, who ended up calling in re-inforcements, tased the kid, and charged him with resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct.

It will take some time but she can easily get him back by showing that photo to every date he brings by the house when he gets older. Pair it with an embarrassing story or two from that time period and he will be sorry from now on. Mom has to play the long game with this one.

So happy to see Aidy Bryant get a star turn. She and Cecily Strong are the only reasons I watch SNL. This continues to be one of my favorite things:

Jam and Lewis themselves should be inducted before her. But she wanted this really bad.

I like Monae but, damn, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis weren’t available?

There’s an old joke about a guy who wanted to buy two of the animals known as “mongoose.” He wasn’t sure of the plural, mongooses or mongeese, so he sent this letter:

You should check out Baywatch. I found it surprisingly watchable, apart from an erection “joke” that was minutes too long.

I think you’re right about everything except this particular interview. Because in this particular interview, we’re all laughing at this stupid motherfucker for trying to cry his way outta this shit. And applauding Gayle for not giving him any applause for his acting performance.

Idris Elba is hosting SNL this week. Writers you know what to do.

Mmmmmmm Oh my God...

For once, Oprah is going to be jealous of Gayle King.

Don’t call R. Kelly a rapper. He’s not. Don’t use rapper as a slur.

In related news, diabetes is over because I never ate that much sugar. Whew, got that out of the way just in time.

Here is a really bad run down:

It may be a hot take, but it’s certainly not the hottest. Yes, it is probably stupid to go visit NK and think everything will be alright, I’m sure Otto understood there was a risk.... HOWEVER, that does not excuse the sitting POTUS to say “Hey, I believe this human rights violator that he didn’t know”.

Am I the only one who blames Otto Warmbier?  He wasn't kidnapped.  He voluntarily went to a place these things are known to happen.

This LaLa GIF is everything right now....RIP...

That’s how her and Ralphie fell in love, a classic American romantic comedy that will win Best Picture next year at the Oscars.

Mamas, don’t let your kids grow up to be this woke.