I'm re-watching Prison Break on Netflix right now and it's kind of a trip because whenever Wentworth shows up all broody and intellectual and serious as Michael, all I can think of is that episode of The Flash where Snart breaks into Barry's house to drink cocoa evilly out of a satanic reindeer mug.

It's a tiny thing, but I love that little 'hi, bye' moment Jane and Michael had at the start of the episode. It felt like such a real, natural thing for two people who have been dating a long time to do. The two actors have this wonderful authenticity about them together.

"You look like the attractive yet non-threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show."

This was like my perfect JtV episode. Jetra! #teammichael! Poignant and heartbreaking Villanueva women drama! Minimal Rafael! Minimal convoluted crime drama I still don't 100% understand! Hilarious Rogelio sub-plot! A+ all around.

How does Melissa Fumero look so pregnant from the neck down and not at all pregnant from the neck up?

Unpopular opinion, I guess? But even though I liked Mike, I wanted Phoebe to end up with Hank Azaria.

It's pretty great that three white dudes hired three women (one of them a WOC) to lead their sketch show tbh. But then again, I've always thought the Lonely Island's SNL work was pretty low-key progressive (Ras Trent, anyone?).

I actually really liked Schwimmer in this, but the first scene where he shows up was kind of discombobulating and all I could think of was that Friends episode where he finds out Rachel and Joey are dating and screams, "What would be weird is if someone didn't like Mexican food because I'm making FAJITAS!!!"

So I know branching out into sports and news coverage means more hits and more money - but I like my mindless TV and pop culture discussion separate from the cesspool of real life where I don't have to see Marco Rubio's obnoxious mug everywhere. *whines*

She looks so pregnant from the neck down and not at all pregnant from the neck up, it's actually kind of hilarious.

Yeah. I actually kinda want a full length mp3 of whatever he was singing - it sounded like such a jam.

Nah, Jake trying so hard not to fall in love with Doug Judy and failing miserably every time is the best thing about their dynamic.

Not for nothing, but I really enjoy Andy Samberg's in love face. He should exclusively do romantic comedies after Brooklyn 99 wraps.

There was no terrible 'I'm on a Boat' joke.

I can't believe Andre Braugher spent all those years doing Shakespeare at Juilliard to eventually poke Andy Samberg's fake prosthetic mump while screaming 'PEA HOG' at him.

Uh, didn't Chuck tried to rape Jenny in the pilot..?

DAIR :(

It also sounded eerily like Andy Samberg's impression of Sarah Palin on SNL.

"Kids I love you, Sharon you're perfect, ZEKE GET A JOB."

I love that bizarre little mini-handshake she did with Jake as they were negotiating that pic of Terry. It was just so weird and unscripted!