Melissa Fumero's "WHEEEEEEE-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" killed me. We don't deserve her.

Ah yes, Hillary Clinton, the darling of CNN and the mainstream media.

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Her pronunciation of the word 'sauna' was so delightfully bizarre.

God, I really hope this series ends with Petra and Jane blissfully married and raising their artificially inseminated children together.

My one persistent critique about B99 is that they often 'waste' high profile guest stars. The cast is already so stacked that there often just isn't enough time to let the guest star shine, which is how we get the Nick Cannon problem. The only guest star I think they've utilized to their full potential is Craig…

Yeah, also I feel like Jake and Amy are basically the same person deep down? Highly skilled people who are desperate for validation which leads to prolonged bursts of immaturity on each of their parts.

"Think positive things. You're in a Channing Tatum movie."
"I don't like Channing Tatum."
"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU."

Jane and Petra as friends is all I ever wanted in life. *sobs quietly*

NO BUENO. First of all, it doesn't need to be remade, but second of all, Guy Pearce was such a revelation in this movie and they won't find someone half as good as he was. For someone who didn't really have a character arc and who was more of a plot device for the story itself, his performance was so unbelievably…

I love that Gina essentially being Holt's mentor while he's everyone else's has become a thing now.

BOOOOOO to this grade. It should be bumped up to at least a B+ for Chelsea Peretti's olden-times British accent alone. "Ooh, a lover's quarrel?"

I'm getting so sick of the love triangle. Jane should just get with Petra honestly - their burgeoning friend-adjacent relationship is one of the most interesting dynamics the show has up their sleeves.

Honestly, Marcus crying during a fridge commercial is literally the only personality trait we ever got from him, so it figures it came in the episode he finally leaves in.

He looked so genuinely upset too!

My tendency to find Petra sympathetic no matter what is getting truly baffling, even to me. I mean, I KNOW intellectually Petra stealing Rafael's sperm and impregnating herself is a straight-up heinous thing to do, but that super hurt look on her face when Rafael told her he was just trying to manipulate her cut me…

Did it low-key bother anyone else what tools Jake and Holt were to Amy in this episode? Jake more than Holt because Holt has shown himself often to be surprisingly immature whereas Jake has been surprisingly mature when it's come to Amy in the past. I know they got their comeuppance at the end, but it was still kinda…

I really thought it was show-killer David Walton at first and I was like noooooooooo, don't curse B99.

His freakout to the lady at the door was even more hilarious. It happens pretty often now, but Holt losing his goddamn mind over something petty and inconsequential will never not be funny.

Jake kissing Gina on the forehead all confused while she yelled after him to pay his bill was hilarious but also kind of inexplicably sweet. It's like their childhood friendship in a nutshell.