I’m a 5th generation Californian and have lived here all my life. I saw these beautiful Monarchs all the time growing up, and now I hardly ever see them. It breaks my damn heart. :(

One of my life goals is to be the kind of person who, had I also been on this panel, would have told that reporter to go fuck himself. 

I do remember another interview I did for Bridesmaids with somebody who later lost his job for a conversation he had on a bus with someone else. I won’t mention names, but just think about it.

JESUS CHRIST! She has so much restraint for not punching their lights out. Her publicist should have said something to these pricks along the lines of ‘what the fuck is wrong with you?’

Jimmy Kimmel is one of the best liked guys in town, and he uses his platform for good. I’ve never heard a negative word about him as a person or as head of a sizeable show.

The rumor is that Jerry’s kind of a jerk.  I can also see where he thought he might be able to parley his post sitcom fame into replacing Letterman.  It he also “feuding” with Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert?

The whole trending stories section is basically Florida in a nutshell

I didn’t hold a party when I became invisible to men, but I should have.

I ran this blog by my dog first and she loved it.

When they protest, they should put pics of Jeffrey Dahmer’s face on all the signs. Remember how the police found a naked, bleeding Asian man running from him and because he didn’t speak English well, they ‘returned’ him to Jeff paternalistically to his eventual death?! I couldn’t believe he wasn’t killed in prison far…

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is a soulless, money-grubbing hypocrite who told his devoted, rabid conservative listeners that it’s not clear if tobacco causes cancer...in 2000.

What’s with hating on dogs so much, Esther? Dogs are noble creatures and have lived beside humans for nearly as long as goats, fulfilling all sorts of needs that most certainly do not include fetching cans of Diet Coke. The living hate-filled mannequin serving the President should not be compared to our canine…

“He acquiesces entirely to the will of Trump 100 percent of the time.”

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is an ambulatory piece of shit who was okay with an Indiana woman being imprisoned for 22 years for having an abortion, with her conviction predicated on widely discredited expert testimony. 

Mike Pence is like that Survivor contestant that keeps their head down and tries not to make waves for the first few weeks to avoid being targeted for elimination, and then gets eliminated anyway because he wasn’t very good at the game to begin with.