Thank you for the recommendations, Deano.

I'm not a metal guy, but I get the feeling I might like Anthrax, as they're said to have a genuine sense of humor and a lot of catchy bits. (Metal fans will always claim you don't "get the joke," but it's all songs about Satan and dismembered corpses to me, plus no tunes.) If Ministry sounds like Anthrax with the…

Apparently Woodstock '99 put James Brown on some tiny side stage.

Well, not empathy. Perspective, maybe? Linkin Park seems tailor-made for people who aren't too concerned with empathy in general.

She analyzes international relations just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl.

Eh, I'll fuck anyone, more or less. Except for a long list of people I wouldn't touch with a barge pole.

I wish I had some crazy antics.

Better than "Metal Hammer," anyway.

The header pic is simply great. That looks like an awesome party, and Li'l Yachty looks like he's having a great time at it.

Old man raps at cloud.

You know, parts of it are dated and annoying, but I read "Generation X" a while ago and it was better than I expected it to be. If you look at it as a character's attempt to cast off a media-saturated environment and have some sort of fresh, authentic experience (and what generation of young people hasn't), it's not…

Who?

No, Manny Ramirez is developmentally disabled. Oil Can Boyd is genuinely insane.

Actually, I've heard that so much of the city's been abandoned that a good part of it is turning into urban farmland.

What's the point of the D.A.R.E. program? Most of the kids in the photo above, save Shaggy McMullet, were too uncool to do drugs anyway. Money wasted there.

Dennis Hopper, is that you?

Sorry. Grammar enforcer already downthread.

Actually, the William F. Sessions, the FBI director who told us that Winners Don't Use Drugs on the screen of every early nineties/late eighties video game was fired for gross incompetence and mismanagement.

Good question. Shit would get Shakespearean.

I don't think this is evidence of treason, per sé, as there's no evidence that he aided America's enemies, only that he tried to get America's sorta-enemy to aid him. But I do think that this is big. The Trump Russia scandals have, so far, been made up of stuff that looks likely but isn't really provable: there's been…