Man, anyone remember CAP Alert, that fundie-run website put together by that dude with moral standards that verged on insane and a downright Asspergian attention to detail? Those "analyses," or whatever they were, were absolutely hilarious to read.

The next film of the franchise will feature the ennuiatrons.

I have a weird fascination with trolls. The internet gives you a window into the mind of some fairly disturbed individuals. Reading their stuff makes me feel disturbed and uncomfortable, but I'm sort of addicted to it.

I have to say that I sort of agreed with him when he said the Trayvon case said more about guns in America than it did about race.

I should not be laughing at this.

Hm…how does a person be "effortlessly exotic?"

Thanks for the info. There's something else to put on my list of "things I don't need to know, but will never forget."

I've abused myself on various occasions, though.

I'm willing to change the recipe for Coca-Cola. It's time for a New Coke.

I doubt Jello could throw much of a punch. If we're talking Henry Rollins or those guys in the Cro-Mags, sure.

I haven't even seen the movies, but all the plot summaries I've read suggests that at least some of the audience is getting off on contempt for human weakness. Maybe there's a more "correct" reading, but I'm not convinced that everyone's getting it. Perhaps it's typical of a certain segment of young people, but it…

Most milanesas are pretty good. Except those goddamn soy milanesas.

Part IV: Who Saw Some Titties?

Actually, I don't know if the Chinese eat horses. It's not unknown in Argentina, and, I think, in France.

This is pretty amazing stuff. Good sleuthing.

I told 'em I thought Bob Seger sucked.

That's what I was afraid of.

I hear the fries are terrific. Go figure, huh?

Yeah, I was gonna say. We could all go out and find friends, or something.

Self-published fantasy novel hero and blatantly racist mentally ill asshole Kenneth Eng? Whatever happened to that guy? Did he ever get the help he needed, or what?