Well, the second one, sure. Lots of Americans seem to be failing that test. Anyway, Wire's Pink Flag is much better than the Sex Pistols' album.

My first point is that punk should not be taken politically in a literal sense: it's political, but not in a who-are-you-going-to-vote-for kind of way. It existed, in part, to find a literal and figurative space outside established boundaries that had tied in politics, lifestyles, consumerism, and music too neatly.…

After they did it, nobody could go for a pizza.

I'm not too sure it's all that bad. There are publications that make no effort at balance. Does Fox even have a house liberal these days, seeing as Alan Colmes is no longer with us?

No. Not really into slim blondes, and it goes without saying that our politics and personalities wouldn't match.

David Frum is great, and I don't care if he wrote some speeches for George W. Bush. He seems like a conservative you could sit down and have a decent conversation with. Dude makes good points and is likely much smarter than I am.

And Glen Beck's always been such an even-tempered, intellectually coherent pillar of the conservative movement. When he's not crying, clowning, or staging a "reconciliation rally" every couple of years.

I want a Power Range life, so I can settle down…

I thought the kiss that Ted blew after Bill puffed himself up to call what he did "noble" was just devastating, but maybe that's just me.

Frankly, this. Time changes our perception of these sorts of things. "Titanic" is one of the biggest-grossing films of all time, and that immense tragedy was played for laughs in the second "Ghostbusters." Maybe it's a bit too soon for a JonBenet Ramsey film, but maybe it just feels that way because child beauty…

Public Gardens in Boston or GTFO.

Strange the hair color!

"Remember a Day" is still lovely. I can see how a promotion man could have heard it in '68 and said, "Make this the single." In retrospect, it's sort of overwhelmed by the heavier, weirder stuff on the album.

You know, it's odd. I've heard musicians comment that some of the songs on the Stooges' "Fun House" also have pretty much the same riffs, but look how well that went for them.

One to watch on mute.

That's what she said!

As a straight man, acts of male homosexual affection don't rev my motor, but you have no idea what I'd give for a video of Hannity and Trump in a seriously intimate situation. I'd watch the whole thing over and over and over again.

No. Porn feeds.

In a sense, I agree with you. There's something infuriating about men who think that wearing anything but jeans, a t-shirt, and a baseball cap will destroy their testicles, or something. But a female friend of mine pointed out to me that lot of the feminine attire was enormously uncomfortable (girdles, high heels,…

I'm a big fan of that, actually. But I like 'em trashy.