My dad took the T line that went by — or goes by, darned if I know — Logan airport in Boston and saw the place cleared of civilian planes and B-52s (not the band!) lined up on the runway. He could only assume that they were all carrying atomic ordnance.

Not a shock, Ted put a fucking double nelson on Bill O'Reily a few years back. Shit gets Dostoevskian at about 5:55.

Green xeno-dreadlocks vs. L.A. chola big eighties hair: what will survive?

I think this gives it a filmography half as long as James Dean's.

Paul Giamatti or GTFO.

Te podés andar a la mierda, Helen, cuando deportan al Roberto a México, que sos una tonta de primera categoría.

Possibly. Dude may have been feeling sad and vulnerable and lost in life. But if he wants to give his fortune away to a crystal ball-reader or megachurch pastor, it doesn't really harm me directly. Campaigning for Trump, on the other hand…

The latter, I think. The reason that some many recent secretaries of the treasury have been women is that it's sort of a "thanks for your service" reward for people who have been helpful within a political party.

I hate to say this, but why deny yourself this particular pleasure? You do more harm to the planet by putting a gallon of gas in your car or ordering a steak, probably. I mean, I get the "conscious consumer" thing, but there might be limits. I've seen a few recently made Roman Polanski films, so I can hardly cast any…

Look our friend here just learned the alphabet. Baby steps, okay?

Especially if it's Overboard II.

But she's making a movie with Goldie Hawn! That can't be a good choice either!

Okay, 'fess up. Who put their grubby, greasy fingers all over the "Justice League" logo?

— I'm James Joyce.

Saltpetery?

Oh, just go ahead and sneeze on me while we're riding on public transport.

He wrote this thing when he was nineteen? I've got to say I sort of admire that. A lot of nineteen-year-olds can't think of anything but how to exchange bodily fluids with someone, somehow.

Nature saw fit to rob us of a second liver.

What happened there sounds terrible, but I'm sorry, but if you call your agricultural establishment "Rainbow Farm," you might as well call it "We Grow Pot Here and The Police Are Gonna Bust Us Eventually Farm."

I still say things "rock the party that rocks the body." Where does that put me on the slang timeline, besides "unbearably geeky?"