Can it kill him faster? Like, with a really painful heart attack? Or maybe falling out of a helicopter because he's too stupid to put on his seatbelt and insists on leaning out the side to wave at his nazi followers?

The Republicans have been exposed for the bigots they are for years now and it hasn’t made a bit of difference with their supporters.

The decisions the SCOTUS will most likely hand down on these cases, reversing decades of LGBTQ progress, are some of the biggest factors in my never ending resentment towards the utter myopia many in the “Sending a message to the establishment/she didn’t inspire me/both sides are the same” crowd displayed by not…

Also, please remember that if you’re smoking pot, YOU’RE SMOKING! You should respect the space and people around you the same way as if you were smoking cigarettes. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.

We need to have a conversation about math.

Of course George C. is pushing for impeachment - he’s not in a position to actually do anything, so he faces no risk. He reaps the benefit of appearing ethical and impartial, all while staying above the fray and allowing the Dems to get dirty actually implementing the impeachment process (or deciding whether to do so).

Actually Black folks can’t be racist. Bigoted? Yes. Prejudiced? Yes. Racist? No.

HRC is strollin’ free around Chappaquiddick, drinkin’ beers and walkin’ the dog and NOT BEING UNDER INVESTIGATION OR IN PRISON. Doesn’t that just kill you? I know it just kills you.

Thank you for providing a perfect example of why we should be saying “Fuck You” more often.  And to that end, I offer my most sincere, “Fuck you”.

Corny monster.

I’m so fucking tired of being smashed repeatedly over the head with “BUT IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!”

Yeah, it’s a bit of a dose. It’s all good! Great stuff. He’s fab. It’s just... get Threadreader to unroll it for you. Mile long.

Oh, it identified obstruction all right.

It’s also not ready for the sheer volume of amateur presidenting we’ve been stuck with for more than two years, but here we are.

Let me break it down. If a country won’t give Trump land and/or money to build a hotel, they’re terrorists. If they do, not terrorist. You can engage in a bloody war in Yemen and be the home of 15 of 19 hijackers on 9/11, but if you suck up to Trump and give him funding, you can literally get away with murder and get…

thanks! I’ll admit, as a Hoosier by birth I sort of swooned over the Indiana specific logo. The font is very similar to some old Indy 500 advertising but in Pacer colors.

Having just been in Havana in 2017, the idea that it’s part of some “triangle of terrorism” is laughable. 

You know, as a designer myself, I was at first thrilled to see this headline. How cool that someone not in the field even noticed! But it’s just a boring, thinly veiled hit piece on a longshot candidate based on... what, exactly? The fact that Buttigeig doesn’t have policy ready years in advance? That he thought…

It seems like the moral here is not “Denying your kids sweet stuff backfires.” It’s “When they’re old enough to choose what they eat, they will go through a phase of eating shit. Then they will grow up.”

This is very sweet but I am note sure I like the generalizations about the elderly. My Grandfather was a WW2 Vet how kicked cancers ass and drilled his own cavities. He was game for anything.