You know what? I’m going to eat my words. That last hour and a half of the movie was genuinely fun and entertaining. Even the epilogue. Everything made sense, it had nice action pieces, you could see how the JL interacted with each other, the stakes, it was good. I can’t believe I’m writing this.
AFMG
afmg
Well, I’m going to conjure the ire of the comment section, specially because I’ve been very vocal about how much I hate Snyder...
Ehhhhh... That reveal about <spoiler> being a <spoiler> of <spoiler>?
Yet...
And in other, totally unrelated news, Robert Kotick will earn another juicy bonus this year due to record earnings, another great year for Activision-Blizzard!
Oh. So Ivan Ooze had an offspring? Interesting.
This movie is the collective fellatio of a toxic fandom to their monolithic “auteur”.
This reminds me when you go to the crapper, make a foul one and then spray tons of air freshener over it. You end up smelling like air freshener with shit on top.
Germain still managed to write “bloated” in the middle of all the praise. That to me is more telling than anything else.
Eh, two hours really isn’t “gargantuan.”
I so want to be friends with you right now. I wish I could send you beer.
Just pause, take a deep breath and picture this:
When Germain Lussier says good things about it but still manages to put a “bloated” in there...
Have you heard the term “kick someone when they’re down”? iO9 specializes in that.
Ok, no, everyone is pretending it’s not an issue and I’m going to address the elephant in the room if no one here has the courage to do so, because there is no excuse for this and no one will convince me otherwise:
OMFG, I missed that.
Make space for my eyes too. Jesuschrist.
I bet they’re going to put a famous K-Pop group in the forefront (or maybe a ensemble of various groups?), otherwise I don’t think a generic K-Pop concept will have the same impact. Would be like those movies with fake pop artists that get lost in the crowd.
Oh, they’re going to need a lawyer...
*Sniffs another mountain of coke*