Someone called it “The Battle of the Geriatric Titans”. Totally appropriate.

Aim lower

The moderator should have a button to shut off someone’s mic when they’re speaking out of turn. Or their mics should just be off when it’s not their turn by default.  

Ahem....

Introducing the new 6 door M4 gran coupe xdrive 46i crossover

“That’s shorter talk! You’re probably a pedo, too.”

Not “human”, per say...

At least the pedestrian crash mitigation bumper and hood seemed to work. The guy lived.

I’m all for this. I actually want these failures to go on and on until through the process of iteration and refinement, it becomes foolproof. Or at least more foolproof than the fools you find driving cars.

Just the latest trend in version numbering. The Mark I is the upgrade from the 360. If you get Lasik, the number jumps up to Series X.

Just came here to say that I am HERE for these goofy skateboarding/walking robots!

The windshield wipers coming on is a nice touch as well.

There is a Hyundai (or is it Kia) ad where one driver changes lanes without looking and would have side-swiped a car - they looks so relieved that the car saved them. The 2nd part shows them driving too fast in a parking lot and the car brakes in time to not run someone over. Phew! 

They prefer to be called Adam and Steve

So what they are saying is we can’t moonwalk in front of a Tesla then?

20 years ago I read that cold fusion is coming in 20 years.

What did you say dad?

Mark 1 Eyeball

Crap, now the Europeans are going to mandate pillows on the hoods every car in Pedestrian Design 2.0

If pedestrians don’t come apart when you hit them, you’re just not driving quickly enough.