Only orange-on-blue for me ...

I went to the “nostalgia” drag strip (read: virtually zero safety protocols) this past weekend. Some fella had a P1800 gasser.

Define “we”. Guys with 8 figure net worths? 

This guy approves.

I’m way OK with them shaving the rear fins, though. I know Euro car makers chased Detroit’s ‘50s fin fetish halfway through the ‘60s, but on the P1800 I thought it made the car look dated.

Did somebody say Volvo porn? 

Volvo porn . . . sounds like missionary, a couple of wet wipes and a cigarette shared in silence.

One of the most beautiful car designs ever.

Whoa. That’s serious Volvo porn..

“There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

Spirit Airlines: the school bus of the sky

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

nice wink

“What’s Something In Your Garage That Might Be A Relationship Red Flag?”

If renting to young professionals, drive the beater and generally practice poor self-hygiene. The YP won’t want you around so they never ask you to do anything.

My neighbors drink a lot, so maybe?

The neighbors think it’s an Aston Martin.

Isn’t it a glaring miss for this cheat sheet to omit the Bronco Sport is made in Mexico, while every Wrangler is made in the USA (in Ohio)? Seems like a strong selling point, to me.