i’d likely pick something fast and inconspicuous. A V8 Charger fits the bill nicely.

Insurance fraud has to play a role, right? Dodge dealership hoses you with a high rate and long term, and there's one easy way to make it all go away... 

I’m too stupid to know what it takes to steal a modern car with modern theft deterrents (short of stealing the actual car keys first), but I do notice that all of those Mopar products other than the Durango are basically the same (Charger, Challenger, 300), so if thieves know how to steal one, they probably know how…

Do people in Dodge circles honestly use the term “Chally?”

Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it looks good.

A couple of speed bumps at about 15MPH and they part themselves out. 

This idea is such a farce.

The Juke looks like the typical flattened car you see stacked on trucks on their way to a grinder-up facility. In fact it looks like an entire stack!

I had a manual Corolla stolen from me by a guy who just robbed a bank.

Nah, I’m pretty sure David Tracy’s fleet is more theft resistant...

Note to self: Stop driving your Infiniti Q50 around Detroit.

Never was the ugliest car. The JUKE existed. 

I don’t know how widespread the knowledge of it is, but there’s basically no way of stopping Elon Musk from tracking where your Tesla ended up short of throwing the car to the abyssal depths.

Oh, sure, it’s not like manual transmission cars can be stolen by a meth enthusiast tow truck driver or anything.

Also very easy to part out.

Some people really just have the hots for that near ten year old interior.

What’s the least stolen? I think there’s a mistake (as we all know): manual-equipped cars

The owners pay someone to steal it. 

It’s hard to wrap my head around the idea that someone would willing buy a QX80, and then someone else would willingly steal it, presumably with the thought that still another person would want one. I mean yes, after its face lift it’s probably no longer the ugliest car for sale in America, but still...