Randy Johnson.

“Extrapolating the arc of the marathon world record, that won’t happen for another 50 years or so.”

We are always less than 2 hours away from a sub 2 hour marathon.

So the guy who is calling random people idiots for using LOL on a tech blog is the expert on this. You sound like a cunt.

Why, because you think I’m laughing because she couldn’t? I’m laughing because she wouldn’t, and especially not for loitering at Starbucks and brag about it on Gizmodo guy.

As a significant other that doesn’t drink coffee and occassionally waits in the car, I will lose exactly zero minutes of sleep over “loitering in starbucks” guy. LOL

And I’ve been saying that’s completely wrong.

Yeah, and it lines up exactly with the observed behavior of other KBOs and planetary orbital disturbances that led the researchers to hypothesize the size orbital plane and relative speed of Planet 9. What exactly are you trying to say?

Yeah, but no one said it was, and there are a whole lot of orbital speeds in between escape velocity and zero that it could theoretically be...

There isn’t. There may be a limit to how fast it needs to go before it escapes, but if its not moving that fast, it could be there. There is no mechanism for creating planets and orbiting stars that says it can’t exist out there in its predicted size. So unless you want to produce an equation or theorem explicitly…

Its approximately the size of your mother. Is that better?

Also, I know why they do it, that was never unclear to me.

A 190 lb cornerback hitting Gronk in his center of gravity will not do nothing. It will physically slow him down. That being said, Burfict is not a 190 lb cornerback. It obviously depends on the relative speeds of each player. I feel like they should illegalize going for the knees or legs too, honestly. I tore my acl…

Am I crazy for feeling like no one ever asks this obvious fucking question? Like, as an engineer, it seems obvious to me that you want to exert most your force through their center of gravity, as opposed to a glancing blow on a foot, knee, shoulder or head? I mean sure, you could end their career with the right kind…

“Sausages At the Gates”

My brother is named Matthew (I’m Andrew, sorry Florida). I sincerely hope my photo doesn’t fool anyone.

Eagles fan living in Baltimore: Who else thinks the Raven’s lose to the lowly Redskins this weekend?

Obviously Donald’s campaign ate all the food they were going to donate, but they’ll blame that on Ms. Machado.

Up your meds.

Screw you, Putin.