ALLIBAMA

Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.

If he hurts his knee again doing this, my fantasy team is docking him a fantasy game check.

Is it not no holds barred?

Bucs at Magua

This still doesn't sound as dumb as Curt Shilling did earlier.

-DAN AKA DR. SEUSS

Worst to eat, morally, so its saying people would care more about a fish than rats.

#notalllists

I think this is partly because Suarez is gone, if not mostly, but you can't overstate the fact that BOTH their main scorers from last year are gone at the moment. If they are this bad after Sturridge comes back, and I have to be honest I have no idea when that is, then I would be willing to admit this team has…

I studied aerospace engineering in college, and the whole bat on ball thing is extensively studied, yet on an undergraduate level, severely simplified. In collisions, velocity out is equal to velocity in * a coefficient of restitution, which is basically a unitless number that is different for every type of material…

I would love you to show me the probability calculation for any of those AMERICAN LEAGUE teams to win the NATIONAL LEAGUE pennant. (He has since fixed the error where TB BOS and CLE were included in the NL pennant chances, FYI).

Yes, Clearly Boston, Tampa or Detroit had far better chances.

I regularly run 8 miles a day in the summer in 90 degree heat, at a 7 min/mile pace. I'm not saying its necessarily fun, or that I'm a world class soccer player, but its not the impossible feat you are making it out to be.

I've heard it before, but I couldn't remember where, honestly. You are probably on point with Mr. Show.

What other dick is there?

Yeah, but we don't go down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. Don't troll us during our marathon.

There was also apparently a Baltimore area pastor who used the "These hoes ain't loyal" during a sermon this year, but I can't even be sure that Guthrie was going that deep for the reference.

Nightmare on Elm Wheat