As both a lifetime Maryland resident and a UMD grad, this is the correct (and horrifying) truth of the chessie nicknamed crab pretzel monstrosity.

What would a psychotic Nazi do though?

I'm going to go buy a box of cookie dough ice cream, eat all the vanilla, and throw the chips and dough into traffic now because of you.

I feel like the extended group of college friends I had are probably to blame. Our excessive use of Jell-O shots throughout college artificially propped up the market, like how the Chinese treat their housing market. Making Jell-O shots, regardless of demand.

Let me take a stab at this...he was probably just trying to give him the international sign for CUT so that he could turn the camera sideways before filming anymore.

I just want to believe the guy who mentioned the great garlic fries and the guy in the other fellow's story that only was there for garlic fries are the same garlic fry guy.

No matter how low they set the bar, age wise...

It sounds like something you contracted from a swiss miss.

Yeah, but where does he park his DeLorean on campus?

The Thumb vs. Index finger argument isn't even a contest. Thumb vs index for nose picking is like arguing dump truck vs. pointy stick for garbage collecting.

"Also, someone a couple years back noted how people here stop on highway on-ramps instead of merging like they're supposed to. Having driven here for the last 15+ years, I can confirm this, and I fucking hate it. Denver drivers are objectively terrible."

I thought the whole comment was for the birds.

"barely a peep."

Plane I'm on just got hit by rocket fire over Tblisi. Reminds me of that Song "Devil Went Down To Georgia." - Sepp Blatter

This wasn't at UMD by any chance was it? That field they practiced on in front of the chapel had a helluva slope on it so I always just assumed it was because they weren't allowed on the turf fields. Makes sense though.

I wonder if chin music is more prevalent in the asian baseball leagues?

Sox Clocks Brox After He Knocks Him out of Box?

Exactly. Yovanni Gallardo pinch hit a game winner against the Orioles this season, and then started the next day's game. Bad ass, and I'm an Orioles fan saying this.

Have you checked to see if you've recently become older?