College Park, MD. This was across the street from my off campus apartment. Apparently they couldn't commit to one spelling either.
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Yeah, bacon has totally jumped the shark....MMmmmmm, shark bacon.
Whatever you say, Brian McCann.
He's gotten a better haircut since then...
Now I'm curious. Is it a house made of dicks? Or a house made for sheltering a dick? Or even a house shaped LIKE a dick? So many potential meanings...
That's what I read the first time I saw this.
This. 100% this.
Probably because they didn't escort him to a hotel overnight...
Seriously. I get PTSD just passing by Chipotle if my girlfriend isn't in the car with me.
Talk about a diving winger...+1.
I am impressed, but absolutely shocked that Baxter isn't higher on this list. I have 3 different friends with dogs named Baxter. They (the people) are all insufferable.
Totally. I was in my basement with all the UMD alumni I could muster, sitting in silence as FSU destroyed Maryland (and my soul) last season, and I will dust myself off to do it all over again this season. I just was pointing out the disconnect between the ticketing department efforts and team expectations this season.
Yeah, that's a shame. I mean, we never had to camp out like they do at PSU or anything, but if you wanted to be anywhere other than the last row, you had to get there pretty early from 05'-09'.
Do you guys at least still get the free tickets for the lower left bowl area? Capacity is 54,000, so I could see there still being 4,000 students there...until halftime anyway (a buzz wearing off + a 30 point deficit to Iowa on Homecoming is no way to spend a Saturday.)
I graduated from Maryland in '09, and I've never been inundated with more phone calls from the football ticket sales department than this last off season. Once a week, I get a call about the latest deal on "our amazing Big TEN(+) schedule." I don't know WTF they are thinking, calling me. Even if I didn't KNOW we are…
This article was written for this joke. Perfect.
What did fox sports say?
He knows who's on first, but he's not sayin', seeeee...
He'd better be careful or he might get that underlined in red.