Q: How many goals can Germany score today?

5-0?!?!?!?!?!?!

Exactly. I'd expect jokes as lame as that from a You-tuber, but not Dead-spinners.

I think people making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested. They are missing the root of the matter.

I feel that if they went down to 9 on 9 or even 7 on 7, it could open up the scoring a little bit more in the extra time.

I love suddenly camping!

How does a spanish blow job help this lineup?

He's going to Giroux the day that he did this.

*double post*

I'm starting to see a theme here in Philly

Sadly, it most likely won't be by the same disease her children and their peers will be more vulnerable to as a result of their misinformed stance, because they were inoculated!

Say Aloha to Diversity, Say Aloha to Racism?

That French wall just got blitzed.

Doing more to enforce it afterwards, instead of just being able to card them on the fly, would dissuade them from doing this as often, I feel.

Ian Darke did make a comment, but he wholeheartedly apologized as soon as they saw the replay.

My world has just turned upside down.

Like I said...

That last one almost doesnt count as two not goals in my not book.

As an England fan, I enjoy that the team tries to combine both. You can't spell skit without...Wayne Rooney not scoring another god damn World Cup goal!