You didn’t watch Shin Godzilla, did you? This new Godzilla is fucking brutal and actually kinda terrifying. I mean, once he gets to his “Final Form”, the adorable fisheyed pre-zilla is just precious!

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

Ancient Kotaku saying:

I see the “how is this relevant” police are out in force, as usual.

This looks incredible. It has a vibe similar to Gravity Falls, and that has me very excited.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Did he happen to be named John Titor, by any chance?

That’s fucking Garfield. They put fucking Garfield in the game.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

By ‘trickling down’, right?

Univision

Alan Moore’s lying. He already quit writing comics 35 minutes ago.

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Dont worry Kotaku readers. Until Luke or Jason write a story about it, 4.0 isn’t delayed guys.

THE POWER OF SPLICE COMPELS YOU

Video game journalism.

I want to explode every single skull of every single man-baby in the world. Cast Kate McKinnon as the Joker.

Have you actually read Dr Nerdlove? It’s full of fantastic relationship advice for normal adults, and given that all of us at Kotaku believe that video games are an excellent hobby for normal adults, it fits perfectly on our site.

I think this joke went over your heard.