it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

That’s fucking Garfield. They put fucking Garfield in the game.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

Univision

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Dont worry Kotaku readers. Until Luke or Jason write a story about it, 4.0 isn’t delayed guys.

THE POWER OF SPLICE COMPELS YOU

Video game journalism.

Have you actually read Dr Nerdlove? It’s full of fantastic relationship advice for normal adults, and given that all of us at Kotaku believe that video games are an excellent hobby for normal adults, it fits perfectly on our site.

I think this joke went over your heard.

Trimp promised me Kotaku bucks if I say his name. 10 Donald Bucks I have made.

That is good advice. Thank you. Follow up question: WHy don’t donaild trumpf let furby vote in erectoliations.?

I almost put in a line there about how people were probably racing to show examples of our supposed clickbaiting, but why steal the fun from you guys lol? Ultimately, print/web media’s reliance on clickbait is no mystery (though like I said, it has gotten better). YouTube’s on the other hand, is hardly ever commented…

All hail.

I think you’re looking at ME3 the wrong way. The ENTIRE GAME is the ending. When viewed a little more like that, it’s actually a fantastic game. I replayed it recently and I love all three games for similar but slightly different reasons.

You bring up some good points that are definitely worth discussing. The conversation over “leaks” in gaming journalism is an interesting one, and one we’ve discussed a LOT internally. (I sit next to Stephen, and he and I have conversations about this sort of thing ALL the time.)

God fucking damnit this is some absolute bullshit. Why why WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD is it that this is where I find myself being most embarrassed? I feel like the sheer amount of vicious, casual apathy these walking vomitoriums spew has turned the word gamer into a slur. Fucking Christ!

I think you misunderstood. This guy threatening your life is actually a sincere cry out for a discussion about ethics in gaming journalism.

Merchandise Rains From Above!

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.