This (turd) a depressed coal miner. Learn a new trade!

My impression was that Chaz said Nope and the agreement is that Bill will take over.

Come on. It should be “Blockchain: This Chain-ges Everything.”

He’ll change his mind. It’s logical and will work better, assuming Simmons can competently guard 2-4.

Obviously, they have to start a 2 who can defend the opposing 1. If Simmons can be the least bit versatile, that will unlock all sorts of exciting defensive combos.

A jacket is functional, and as such will wear over time. Nothing remains perfect. That’s why if you want to wear a nice jacket, you need to have more than one or buy a new one relatively often.

Bunch of Dr. Bledsoes?

Two words: de-regulation

Brandishing weapons against US citizens while flying the “battle” flag of a “nation” that was once at war with the US is TREASON. Nothing less.

Someone LIKES the taste of the Kool-Ade!

The Russian flag lapel pin is a great touch.

The new CBA doesn’t have an amnesty provision. We’re definitely over the cap. The stretch provision might be what we use here. So, we can pay the same amount to this guy, but stretched across the number of years on the current deal plus one. We pay him his “salary” for 9 years (4 year term x 2, plus 1 year), and he’s…

People of Jezebel. I have made many mistakes in my life. The most recent and most harmful to self has been to drift from Jezebel in the last year. I don’t know why. Maybe the gawker lawsuit. Maybe because I’ve been busy. But I want to thank all of you, the commentariat, for really brightening my recent days. This is…

Nice name!

And keeps you a well-fed liar.

Quote of the century. Viva la landscape mode!

Late?

I grew up in a home where I’d get my little pink skull crushed in for calling my mother anything other than momma or mommy. Mommy fell off early, ergo: Momma. I don’t think that a book using such terms and their kin is always force-feeding homespun to the reader. Sometimes reality is the grating need for your family…

I’d really like to date you. I mean, what are you doing this week?

Mississippi’s “long” history of diversity is about as long as my dick.