Another hot Karl, I see.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

Oh man, wow that Taycan is one of the most genuinely beautiful cars I’ve seen in a while.

You gotta feel for these kids. At the beginning of the year, nobody thought Boise State could win, let alone compete in, the Servpro First Responder Bowl. Unfortunately they won’t have a chance to prove them wrong. Hate to see that. 

Gimme some Raptor news!

There’s some truth to this, but he’s always been an unrepentant racist.

I’m not trying to be that person, but I’m gonna be that person...

Starred for your admission of questionable parentage, not for your Butter Nazi take.

as if it would reach...sheesh.

And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

“I Want to Know What Love Is” by Foreigner. It may not be the longest song on record, but it sure as fuck feels like it when Little Worfington is poking into Katy Purhar’s thigh.

Anyone takes butter off the top in this house, they are being asked to leave.

When I was 8, my dad had a buddy who had a waxed handlebar…

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

He’s only made one STELLAR movie and that movie is “Jackie Brown”

Brutal! I McAuliffed my coffee all over the keyboard.

Well, with Wes Johnson down, Harden’s definitely gonna need a new Challenger.

And here I thought that a Rocket resulting in a lifeless pile of flesh was due to an O-ring.

Congrats for delivering the standard-issue Worst Take when it comes to discussing an athlete’s lost earning potential due to injury. Not only does it contain absolutely zero nuance, but also shows a complete lack of empathy! I COULD detail all the ways that this is a bullshit take, but let’s just keep it simple: eat…

Listening now, but does this apply only to the NFL? Because Steve Kerr definitely looks like he could easily be a bandwagon-ing tech bro, and Brad Stevens 100% looks like a guy from the Boston suburbs who does marathons and did crew at BU.