It’s the great escape.

Baroness is good, but a touch too pop for my taste.

Will you marry me?

Every time I hear Corpus Christie, I say “AMEN” and stick out my tongue. Fucking Catholic school.

You fools. It was a macaque.

On a lighter note, I don’t put macaque in the microwave, ever.

Dammit. That comment cums laude. +4.0

Good things will cum from this program.

OMG! I’m outta the greys!!!

I’d like to thank the Great Spaghetti Monster, Wild Turkey, Inexpensive Hookers, and Generous 8-Balls. This is really an honor.

Pretty great stuff.

Uh, no. You’re just wrong.

I think only of the headaches.

Here to basically say this, but I don’t have 6 cars, as I live in a city. Well-said!

It’s really funny to me that Colangelo’s the dude that’s going to fix the 76ers.

Some are deserving of encouragement.

Hahaha. The law school is impressive card. Might’ve worked 10 years ago. Not now. We know that the teachers don’t know the word pedagogy and administrators see you as a dollar sign. You’re hardly an intellectual because you go to LAAAW School. Don’t embarrass yourself by bragging about such a dumbshit thing again.

True story

My cousin just bought her husband a HCAR (Heavy Counter Assault Rifle) as an early xmas present. Another cousin’s first picture of her newborn was in swaddling with a 9mm laying atop the child. I feel that is relevant here.

+1 for “crude knives.”

Morally Grey!

Not this generation. Not when they got into the game.