Other than, say, the 18 and 19 year-olds? Sure.

I understand why these women are so annoyed with this set of articles. They are not the kind of people who take criticism well. They are the kinds of people who take the world as it is and always has been. They are the kinds of people who say things like this:

"For example, I graduated at the top of my class, one year…

From the article: "Meanwhile, some Marianna residents have called all the stories on the school "one-sided" and complained that the coverage has made the town look bad."

Yeah, the town looks bad for reasons worse than turning a blind eye:

"When someone ran away the town was notified and they went boy hunting. when…

+1.2 for verbing verb.

Isn't this what the new movies will be about?

My first reaction was: METH.

What movie is that gif from and who is that woman? I am in love.

I am reportedly a man, and I agree. BOOOOOORRRRIIIIIING! Just get to the fuckin' might be my new (temporary) catchphrase.

I still don't understand how you can buy eggs in Malta for 7 cents and sell them on Pianosa for 5 and make a profit.

Ha. Definitely "doctor."

Great. Now I have an erection that will last for more than 4 hours and will require that I see a doctor.

I agree they should be stopped, but very little about China is really 1st world. Definitely not its government. I'm not trying to insult China.

Ahhhhh, SDRE, even in it's disappointing return, was still pretty great.

Anyone else think of Don Delillo when they saw this?

a snitch on himself? nice.

Elitist.

I think this is an excellent piece. Thanks for the insightful parallels between several of the oldest (and most valuable) professions.

"an ass like a young Michael Caine"

"Like I would ever fuck a girl in Coach."