The only thing irony would be the scrap that you beat randomly, unless that's just a silly euphemism for masturbation. Why can't we go back to the approved commenter system?

I'd like to take all of you, the grammar/spelling/punctuation Tsars in this thread, out to diner; I'll even pay for desert.

Apple makes trucks?

Love your name. I miss Ralph Wiley.

Evidence to the contrary:

One of the most frustrating aspects of my discussions with Okie-Texan family members who have some interest in fossil fuels is the fact that they deny that innovations in the field of energy production are necessary. I suppose their argument is: use the petrol all up, because I won't be around when it's all gone.

Ugh. People are nuts. Tale of Two Cities was used as a major influence on the film, therefore the French Revolution and The Terror were influences on the film. Interpretations of art say more about the viewer than the artist.

I think that any viable estimate on the hard limits on human performance will only be possible once we maximize the pool of potential elite-level athletes. There's probably some kid in Mongolia or sub-Saharan Africa or even Louisiana right now who could run a 9.31, if only he could be found and trained with…

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I've seen worse comments.

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When we first see it, I thought: it's so stupid that it could do ANYTHING for a male, but it can't do ANYTHING for a woman? I feel like it was a way for the film to avoid the word abortion. She wants a cesarean? Bullshit. There's an alien squid in her womb. She wants an abortion. Like many of the glitches in the…

I'm getting bored so:

I chose them because they make shit-tons of money. Seriously. The oil and NG peeps were chosen as the other side of the climate coin. They bear their burden of proof, too. The investment bankers are just rich guys. Both are driven by profit. Presumably, you'd agree that scientists aren't a profit-driven profession;…

As to the first part, I never said that the oil and natural gas "guys" are the bad guys. So, the rest of what you're saying falls limply to the side, as much as I'd like to criticize it.

97%? Not 97.856%? An odd and oddly precise number. Those scientists, always pulling the wool over our eyes, in order to rake in all that money. Climate-change scientists make the real money, not those investment bankers or those oil and natural gas companies! That's the best motivation for evil scientists that you can…

I think Al Lewis was pretty young when the original began. Not sure how old Howard Morton was in The Munsters Today. Just kidding, I never actually enjoyed that stupid show when I watched it when I was 13. My sister totally made me watch it. I'm telling you, I didn't enjoy it. Seriously. I never looked on Netflix to…

They should use the tech on themselves, not for the game, but for having to be in OKC for so long.

Very little of the movie makes any sense, unfortunately. Seeing it several times only makes it more nonsensical. Color me disappointed.

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