Ehhhhhh I'm not really okay with this, and I say that as a heathen fallen Catholic who would probably think this image was hilarious under other circumstances. Kids shouldn't be validated for making fun of each others' differences. Also:

I'll probably get flamed for this...

Call me old fashioned, but there's nothing quite like getting blackout drunk with your girlfriends. You can do this in a bar/bars or in a hotel or in the safety of someone's home.

Not to mention, this movie cut across all age groups. I was ten when I saw this movie and fell in love and it became a thing among many of the girls in my elementary school. I bought it on VHS and watched it over and over again with friends. Lol, then in high school, a friend of mine was like 'oh and the book is good…

Don't forget Ferngully!

I have a Tipotle for those who buy extra guacamole:

Burrito bowls! Save the tortilla calories and get the guac! Mmm.

LADY MARY, IS THAT YOU?

I also have this sneaking suspicion that you're doing this *because* you're not expecting her to say yes. It's a grand gesture that shows your devotion without actually requiring any change on your part to the status quo. Have you really thought about what would happen if she accepted?

I thought about changing a couple of the details to [possibly] keep my anonymity on here, but fuck it. If this person reads this, hi there old friend!

That won't be fixed by you asking her to marry you. Does she want to move to where you are? Do you want to move to where she is? Do you even want to date each other? Plan to move closer than 5000 miles, date, and THEN ask her to marry you. I understand that the visa issue is kinda sticky if you're not married, but…

if she won't be your girlfriend why would she be your wife?

Just completely unsolicited advice from an internet stranger, it's probably a really bad idea to propose to someone you're not even dating. Why not just ask her to be in a relationship instead? Personally, I would be kinda weirded out if a close friend asked me to marry him if we weren't actually together. But I…

This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Do tell.

One of the best parts of being a (recovering) addict is that this question is totally solved before it can even be asked. THE ANSWER IS NOW! Always now! Why wait, right? Jump in face first because the intensity that you feel can only heighten. There's no way that once exposed to the routine day-to-day domesticity will…

I'm in the "not until you're married/engaged/suuuuuuper f'ing serious about a big ass long term commitment" camp but not any moral/ethical reason. I just think people tend to avoid difficult situations or conflict and may avoid ending a relationship because they are living together. The financial and emotional costs…

I completely disagree with you. Safe space on a college campus doesn't mean "mommy and daddy's house." It means access to education without reasonable fear of being beaten, starved, tortured, lynched, or raped while accessing said education. This is like a bare minimum requirement, and it is vital in such a way…

If you want to read the best damned review of the 50 Shades phenomenon I've yet come across, the link is here.