wish it were a mockingjay in a circle. That would be amazing.

Do think she'll counter with a pregnancy scare around sandwich 297?

Wow, that reminds me of my upcoming book 900 Dirty Socks Picked Up Off The Floor and Dining Room Chairs Are You Kidding Me Why Are They On The Chair That Is Gross, Kevin.

Every asshole wants a tall girl until we're towering over them in heels.

It doesn't matter if anyone is really going to rape her. The threat of raping someone is fucked up either way.

So exciting to see GT's own Burt writing a dirt bag! I knew you before you were famous, so when you get super famous I can be the source or "old friend" who gives weird quotes to tabloids. YES!!!

Dodai - This is the best thread ever. I know I will want to refer to it often. Is there a way to archive it somewhere for easy reference?

I honestly do. not. get. the concept of allowing employers to dictate employees medical coverage. Does this also mean that Jehovah Witnesses business owners can prevent their company's insurance for paying for blood transfusions? Can Jewish business owners prevent their company's insurance from paying for heart valve…

This right here. It always drives me nuts when soon-to-be parents are SO EXCITED to find out the sex of their baby. While I understand that finding out anything about your yet-to-be-born baby is exciting, it bums me out that sex seems to be the most exciting trait. What are you really learning about your child when…

I don't know why we have gender on passports at all. From birth there's this emphasis on separating everyone into male and female. The truth is that gender is complex and dividing the human race into two uniform and separate categories sometimes seems unhelpful.

You misunderstand: They're having sex right now. In their his and her tubs. Cialis is THAT GOOD.

I always wondered why they're in separate bath tubs... aren't they trying to have sex?

You're not allowed to use Cialis unless you have a pair of outdoor bathtubs. It's in the rules.

The fact is that too many young male athletes are taught to see women as the spoils of being a jock.

it's SEXISM. the difference is SEXISM.

They didn't "just get around to it," they were following Chinese tradition and waiting until the cubs were 100 days old. Also, I should probably get around to going to the zoo.

So...they're pretty gross looking for the first 35 days. No wonder mom and dad keep having such a hard time getting it on.

That's kind of romantic. Now I have weird feelings about my own life.

Awww... Hef is posting selfies now.

But that's the end of it. The only advice that gets sent out is "don't get raped", and the "don't rape" side of the conversation is totally silent.