“Contains two songs” makes me laugh.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

My daughter was never removed from my home, but when she was four years old, I went to pick her up from pre-school and was handed a business card from a CPS worker and instructed to call. When I did, I was informed that they had sent someone out to the school to INTERVIEW my four year old because some “well-meaning”…

Aww skate skate

I thought Catholics were all about the trinity.

I’d agree with you but then I’m puzzled by this statement: “ However, one of Showcase’s managers declined to accommodate them, arguing that activating the captions would be unfair to the other audience members.” It seem as they COULD be didn’t want to out of the fear of inconveniencing the able-bodied attendees.

I am…

Dax Shepard is a movie star ??

She’s the best reality competition host existing on this side of the Atlantic.

Yeah, and it’s a weird fascination to have. We all know what women look like naked, more or less. If you want to see a naked woman, there are plenty who put those images out there and give their consent for people to look. This celebrity nude pics leaking thing is just misogyny, a way to shame these women.

They are already off to a bad start.

I just want to sit the haters down and be like, hey man, I’m sorry you feel left out because a lot of people enjoyed a thing that didn’t resonate with you. I understand; I didn’t like Mad Men. You not liking a thing doesn’t mean it doesn’t have any merit, it just means it isn’t up your alley. Thankfully, there are…

I love them and I can’t wait for season two. I know there are some Stranger Things haters on here, but like...

Please, cruel world, do not chew up and spit out these child stars like you have so many others.

Yep. I’m a dance instructor. Taught and danced till two days before baby Fox was born. We have video somewhere of me doing turns with my ludicrously large belly

Super agreed! (He dated Tyra Collette. He can marry Kirsten haha.) (ETA: Also fun fact — he was the only FNL cast member who had actually played high school football!)

YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT LANCE

I don’t know about this. I feel like volunteering for a $400 voucher is better than sitting back and waiting for a 1% chance to get $1,200.