I have it all.

A nice house that's big enough to not feel crowded but small enough to not feel overwhelming when we're cleaning. A car that is very nice, dependable, but not ostentatious. A teaching position that only requires my presence on campus 12-15 hours/week. Some kids. Good husband. One lovable cat.

I have…

I'd also like to offer another Lady Type up for discussion: those of us who are opting out of having kids by choice, not because we're too focused on our careers to pop out babies or whatever the stereotype is. Some of us just don't care. We'd rather focus on working hard, building solid relationships with the people…

These people were not acting. Not at all.

That is gut-wrenching to watch because you know it's not an act. She is genuinly grieving.

I don't think people dismiss Kanye West for being stupid - I think they dismiss him for being an egotistical horse's ass who isn't nearly as talented as he thinks he is.

Teenage boy, go fig.

Not quit right on some of these - add a word, but don't change any. Sorry to be pedantic; I've been playing this twitter game the last several days.

Special Us Weekly report...Elephants Are Just Like Us! Their teenage sons embarrass them every time they try to take a nice family picture.

I've been both hit and raped, and the latter was much, much worse.

I have never been raped, and I do know that being hit sucks, but I would think there is an element of consent with one's sexuality that is being taken away when one is raped, so that makes it worse. Anyone can hit you and it hurt, but rape is, as you made the point a very victimizing act.

In general that is true, but Tennessee and California have laws regarding rape by fraud/deception, as does Israel.

It doesn't make shame okay, but there is a real answer to this question: it drags on the health care system and inflates costs for everyone else.

How do you forget to book the venue? No one had to arrange any details? They just thought they'd show up and everything would be there? I've gotten married, you're pretty much in constant touch with the venue, especially the weeks leading up to the date.

Boys can feel but they're allowed to be ugly sometimes.

Well, no one should be making a diagnosis over the internet for a stranger. But, it's not just the entitlement. The disorganized stream-of-consciousness writing style is a pretty big flag. It's less what, exactly, he's saying and more how he's saying it.

THIS WAS THE FIRST FUCKING THING THAT I THOUGHT! GET IT RIGHT DICKBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not how you spell "chode."

"who pumped his brothers' inboxes full (no homo!)"

This is one of the first things that makes me feel sorry for Chris Brown. Yeah, he's internalized the message that boys can't be sexually abused. Yeah, he's an asshole (a lot of the effects of abuse manifest as being really fucking annoying). That doesn't mean he wasn't psychologically damaged by what happened, just…