Devon Sawa in Casper. All ten minutes of the movie he was in. My heart! My heart! I was obsessed with the movie and watched it continuously. He was just too beautiful, I could barely stand it.

Mad Dog is the old man who proposes to you twice a week at the bus stop. :(

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.

Make them wear a cup, which they probably are doing anyways for protection, and ya know make them learn that touching a woman is not an inherently sexually stimulating act because women aren't inherently sexual objects, which they should probably be learning anyways.

That's because her boyfriend left the seat up and she couldn't wait long enough to get back up and fix the seat. He should run for his life and just leave chocolates and flowers on the doorstep for the next five days.

What universe are you living in? I rarely spend over $50 on an article of clothing and I've had most of the clothes in my wardrobe for years; those that do get ruined are usually because I drop food on them and they get stained, or I leave them too close to the rat cage and the little buggers love to pull things…

I think it is weird to drop $100-$200 on a blouse when your salary isn't going to be any more than $45k. Tops. They're working beauracracy in small town America. Most blouses are going to be picked up at JC Penney and TJ Maxx.

For the sake of truthiness and otherwise telling it like it is — or in this case *was*:

Aaron Carter sustained a serious head injury playing one on one against Shaq, so "things turn on and off" is a pretty profound concept for him to grasp.

Saying "we miss you, Cory Monteith" is a pretty roundabout way to glorify drug use. I find that takeaway to be very strange.

He's SO ORANGE

OMG you're right; Lindy meant that totally 100% seriously. She had no idea that white people ever went to jail. Thank god you were here to tell her. Now she knows. Phew. Saved.

When video games deal with real life topics, expect real life concerns to come into the conversation. Just because you'd rather not talk about women's issues doesn't mean they're not an issue worth talking about.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is an example of the problem.

Maybe you only get really good stories if you wait until you're 19 or 20? Maybe all the 14/15/16/17 ones were like "We did it in the car. I think. It was cool."

I feel like he'd meet you and your friends at a bar. He'd have maybe like 1 beer and then a bunch of diet cokes. You'd get sloshed and he'd offer you a ride home. He would drive you home, apologize for the mess in his car, let you pick the radio station, not make any passes on you, get you home, walk you to your door…

You're stereotyping a fictional character and assigning the stereotype to the actress who played the character. Sara Gilbert didn't write the script or direct the show. She had nothing to do with it. Saying you "knew" she was a lesbian because of a character she played that someone else created is completely…

Are you delusional? "Americanizing" probably not as who knows what that means, but as to looking more like a "white" person or one of European descent? Of course it is. The entire dynamic of the procedure is precisely to make the eyes look less asian and more european in shape. That's just an objective observation of…

Well, I'm fine with stigmatizing it, because I think it's degrading to women. But that is a whole other conversation and I don't have time to get into that one tonight, I'm afraid.

Thank god a man weighed in on this. They so rarely do.