I just lol-ed. Thanks for making my morning.

Yup! Still here!

Why, stock photo? Why?

Why is it ok for TMZ to refer to a 14-year-old's bathing suit as "sexy"?

OMG, YES!!! Not only the smile (and the killer abs/chest), but he actually seemed genuinely sweet. I'll take two, thanks.

Sadly, I think people already know who they are anyway.

Also acceptable: "Preach."

I told my boyfriend to guess the one person Kanye follows. His guess?

Seriously, though. Girl_Fatal is not even exaggerating. Do it for your own sake.

Why is 'Father' capitalized? That should only be the case if they are referring to God, which doesn't seem to apply here.

So should I assume "whisper down the lane" = telephone?

Screw the app, I just want her awesome bangs!

If so, I think I'll stick with my split ends.

Glad to see I'm not the only (closet) O.C. lover out there!

Based on that statement, I'm not sure you've ever been to Jezebel before.

Tamponaroo!! Thank you for that. After reading 2 disturbing articles about the wonderful state of Catholicism, and now this, I really needed a good chuckle.

Amen, sister.

Yes.

Haha, nice. I hope it was Khloe.

Hahahah! Oh my, I literally just LOL-ed for about 45 seconds.