Seriously, Kris Jenner? I'm hoping for her sake her account was hacked.

I think an obvious example of this is men's apparent fascination with women who have fake boobs, specifically thin woman who have huge, fake boobs. It is appalling to me how men claim to love women with big boobs but expect these women to also be thin. Since breast size is often related to a woman's size in general,…

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Sadly, the Bergen Scale relies on self-report. Based on my low score, I think I might simply be in denial...

Wow. How much does Frances Bean look like her dad in that pic? So gorgeous.

Agreed. Especially considering Chloe's make-up makes her look 28 instead of 15.

Yesss. Bag of dicks is currently my favorite insult.

Have you ever danced on a platform/table/bar before? I could give 2 shits about the jerk-off guys that may or may not be watching. I do it (along with my friends) because it's fun! For me, it's fun because it feels like you're dancing somewhere you shouldn't be (like when your roommate is out of town and you get busy…

Um, yeah. Agreed. Pretty sure that is exactly the right assumption to make.

Dead kings, eh? Seems a bit too royal.

Hahahaha. This entire thread... so much yes. You read my mind.

*as compared to most three-year-olds* is probably a key-phrase

Amen, sister. Sadly a church full of humans tends to do what humans often do - mess shit up.

Amen, sister.

Seriously though, are we sure that's a real panda??

Paul Rudd movie montage?? Yes, please. Thank you for this.

Bahaha. Thank you for that.

I have to say, "which can you do in the bathroom of a bar?" really made the decision for me.

I believe it's plyometrics.

It's doggie style. It's just a style. You don't have to go outside or anything.