affablejerk
Affable Jerk
affablejerk

Using the title of a decade-retrospective listicle over a feature story collection of extremely personal anecdotes about the author’s life strikes me as a narcissistic bait-and-switch. Both genres of story are fine but readers going in expecting one won’t be happy to find the other.

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

The AFC East, barring this year, is usually fairly competitive vs other divisions. They’re over .500 since BB/Brady came to NE. And I said something above, but I’m going to elaborate more here, more narrowly focused on your comment about weak schedule. The Pats MAKE their schedule look weak. They didn’t get a weak

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

I drink a lot of Sierra Nevada Torpedo, personally.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I wonder how much of this is a generational thing. As a kid growing up in the 80s Cats was huge. And they really advertised the shit out of it during kid friendly hours of the days. I remember the my whole family got tickets to go see it downtown for Christmas one year and I was so excited. I remember absolutely

Southwest don’t do this regardless of the ticket level you bought. But they also don’t charge you to carry on, or check luggage, or use the bathroom...

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

Middle-out compression.

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

The article starts off by saying that celebrities aren’t allowed to steal clothes from the projects they work on (which, I mean, fair enough).

Not to mention people can benefit from spending a year or two at a CC and transferring to a college/university. 

It would be much better if he just promised a bunch of crap that will never pass senate in 100 years, because the splinter child bloggers know thats how governance really works.

Right? Half of this article reads like that infamous Sean Hannity clip where incredulously recites AOC’s campaign platform. 

Let’s break this down. First, O’Rourke seems to be proposing “investments” in community college so people can graduate debt-free and train to become welders or other skilled jobs, because we’re “ not producing enough trained Americans to fill right now.”

All I gotta say to these overly picky Beto posts.

$10/day per person for tips? Have you been talking to the Salty Waitress?

$10 per day, per person?!?

Coffee Stout is to die for (shout out to Gansett Coffee Stout), but it's only suited for late fall to early Spring.