Using the title of a decade-retrospective listicle over a feature story collection of extremely personal anecdotes about the author’s life strikes me as a narcissistic bait-and-switch. Both genres of story are fine but readers going in expecting one won’t be happy to find the other.

Got some errors in your content up there.

So you didn’t read anything past the first paragraph, then.

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

The AFC East, barring this year, is usually fairly competitive vs other divisions. They’re over .500 since BB/Brady came to NE. And I said something above, but I’m going to elaborate more here, more narrowly focused on your comment about weak schedule. The Pats MAKE their schedule look weak. They didn’t get a weak…

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

I drink a lot of Sierra Nevada Torpedo, personally.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I wonder how much of this is a generational thing. As a kid growing up in the 80s Cats was huge. And they really advertised the shit out of it during kid friendly hours of the days. I remember the my whole family got tickets to go see it downtown for Christmas one year and I was so excited. I remember absolutely…

Southwest don’t do this regardless of the ticket level you bought. But they also don’t charge you to carry on, or check luggage, or use the bathroom...

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

Despite everything it got wrong, the casting of Asriel in the movie was perfection (Daniel Craig). And so was the casting of Lee. Both are seared into my brain as *the* Asriel and *the* Lee.

Middle-out compression.

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

The article starts off by saying that celebrities aren’t allowed to steal clothes from the projects they work on (which, I mean, fair enough).

Fuck you. Kids are dying in America’s concentration camps and it’s entirely preventable.

was coming down here to say the same things, but then here you are :)

$10/day per person for tips? Have you been talking to the Salty Waitress?

$10 per day, per person?!?

Coffee Stout is to die for (shout out to Gansett Coffee Stout), but it's only suited for late fall to early Spring.