Is Screech gonna be in this? If not, I aint watching.

This bites.

I'm so scared!

Imagen what if Barry Hussein Obame still president today.

John McCain would wring his hands and say it's "troubling", then go back to sleep.

But the prisoners keep escaping through all the holes.

No, because Trump's kids didn't have a hard time with that.

I imagine they're big fans of Trump, given they supplied his brains.

I've got some bad news …

She sure does swear a lot.

Uh, where is Like?

Enough of this newfangled crap! How am I supposed to play a cassette on my phonograph?

I guess you could say Baywatch is drowning and desperately needs a lifeline from across the sea?

Well, I don't actually hate ALL superhero movies (I liked the Christopher Nolan Batman films), but most of them seem to makes billions despite being mediocre, so they keep churning out more of the same. It also doesn't help that there is always massive buzz and social media anticipation and discussion of films that…

Well I guess you never express your distaste for any genre, then.

When is The AV Club going to post a Manuel Noriega obituary? I'm pretty sure he was in a video game once or something, so there's a perfect way to shoehorn it into pop culture!

No wonder Sabrina was always trying to eat cats.

It's like some kind of inclement weather on a planned happy occasion.

Am I the only one who's sick of the endless superhero movies?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be working for Marvel?