Remember that Sabrina the Teenage Witch show with Melissa Joan Hart? That wasn't very good.

Cosby?

Retard your gusto?

Don't you have a show to host, Mr. Limbaugh?

Drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle and crying.

She dared to ask tough questions of the Trump administration.

I shart Huckabees?

OK, but did he lip-synch with celebrities while doing it? Or at least re-create an old TV show with no punch-line? Cos if not, I aint interested.

No, society is the worst.

I hate safe spaces. You can tell, because I only watch Fox News and read Breitbart so as to avoid being challenged.

Wossamotta U is more legitimate than Trump U.

Well, safety is antithetical to Republicans' desire to beat up journalists, for one thing.

What exactly are the numbers?

No no no, don't you see? They're fascists, because they want corporations and consumers to boycott his show. Y'know, like the various boycotts Trump has called for over the years.

Fun fact: Alex Jones's InfoWars now has a White House press pass.

In this TV network, we go by THE BOOK.

What annoys me the most is how just last week he was blasting "tinfoil hat liberal conspiracy theorists" for suggesting that Trump might have colluded with the Russians. Now he's suggesting with no evidence that Seth Rich was actually the one who hacked the DNC and the Democrats murdered him for it.

“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
- Mark Twain

Ugh. I think I prefer the endless Trump coverage to this.

I built an illegal settlement in your mother's territory.