There are no men standing now.

Did you write for this show? I only ask because your joke seems slightly too clever and high-brow.

What is this?

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Especially if the "he" in question is Weird Al.

Trump thinks Democrats should've won? Is he admitting to being a terrible candidate?

Not pop culture? Well, why does The AV Club report on it so much, then?

Ah yes. Mr. Creosote. The fake vomit was actually minestrone soup.

What happened? At first I was confused as to why anybody would circumcise a 6 year old.

Are you sure? I mean, constitution, yes. But how can they not pass legislation to clarify past legislation that they themselves made? If they make the laws, obviously they have some power to instruct courts how they should be interpreted.

Sure, but if they pass legislation that declares how laws are to be interpreted, what difference is there between that and amending or repealing previous laws? A legislature has the right (usually) to say "This is X" even if previous legislation says something completely different.

Er, what? Unless you're talking about federal law or the constitution, the legislature absolutely has the power to determine how courts interpret state laws. If a court interprets a state law in a way the legislature doesn't like, they can change the law.

Life begins at the moment of conception. It ends at the moment of birth.

Sure, sick children may die, but aren't wealthy taxpayers the real victims?

That newborn baby needs to pull himself up by his bootiestraps.

"Sorry Jimmy, I just don't care if your son dies."

Yet another case of white-on-white violence.

Maybe he'd still be host of Top Gear if he had said something like this earlier.

I saw that movie once, but I hardly remember anything about it, so I must not have been too impressed.

Civilians get killed in every war. It's not just drones.