I am also a writer. I mean, I write comments here!

What a vajayjay.

Yeah, I thought Worldwide Pants made a deal to get the writers back, then the other networks decided to get Conan, Stewart et al. back on air to compete, even though they had no writers. I don't remember any difference between Leno and the others in terms of violating the strike.

Fun fact: the 1988 writers' strike brought us COPS.

My newborn baby almost died… (giggles) … My wife and I have been so distraught (laughs uproariously)

The A.V. Club

I'm not going to do anything, but hopefully those kids won't get victimised by any of your friends like pro-pedophilia activist Milo Yiannopolous, admitted sexual assaulter Donald Trump, or serial sexual harassers like Roger Ailes or Bill O'Reilly.

If there's two things the Illuminati desperately want to accomplish, it's turning frogs gay and taking Alex Jones's kids.

I don't watch Fox News anymore, but apparently on Hannity the other night, Lou Dobbs described Trump as "close to perfect", claimed he was "working his tail off" to get things done and had accomplished more than any other president in living memory in his first 100 days. I really don't get it. I mean, even if you…

He died on a Monday. Garfield must have hated Mondays.

Seriously? I hated The Day After Tomorrow.

But April 29th is a Saturday.

Name and town.

"Come on, baby, light my fire!" - Bill O'Reilly to a number of female Fox employees

You tell 'em, Fuzz.

"The failing AV Club is FAKE NEWS (check out sex tape). Bigly Sad! #MAVCGA #BringBackNabin #IStillHaveCharactersRemaining"

I didn't read the article

Ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka,

This Thicke beat.

I don't think I've ever heard it. And I'm an adult, but I was born years after the song came out.