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Yes, but that line is … unclear … obscured … well anyway, it's something.

God I hope we don't see his sex tape.

Too sexy for his shirt? So sexy it hurts?

Hey everyone, Taco Bell gives you diarrhoea. Is it too late to make that joke?

He hunted them for Sports.

Is it because Kirk Cameron left you behind, or because Huey Lewis murdered your parents?

And there's no mention of Trump or Hormel Black Label bacon.

They really seem pissed off.

I thought the Carter administration deregulated the airline industry.

The customer needs to be number 1.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Well hot dog. We have a wiener.

k.

Remember 1337? Totes haxorz.

Skeletor killed fewer people than Nixon.

I hope He-Man looks into the camera and tells the audience to stay away from drugs at the end.

Oh, be nice!

The accountant who screwed up at the Oscars might be looking for work.

Bill O'Reilly = Beast Man.

I loved the cartoon when I was a kid, but I really doubt this movie will be any good at all. I mean, the cartoon wasn't exactly brilliant, but the movie will probably be terrible in a different way.