Yea, Brooks got engaged to Julianne Hough, but he’ll probably just blow it at the wedding

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

yeah, if this was a live action sex roleplay happening in my bedroom.

Duh.

Vera Bradley Weekender. It’s a little pricey for a quilted bag, but honestly you can fit so much in it and it fits under the seat in front of you (even the awkward aisle seats on Southwest that are smaller than the rest). It has a zipper pocket on the outside which I like because I am the person most likely to lose my…

Go see the movie Warrior. He's great in it!

After seeing Bronson, I would absolutely not fuck with Tom Hardy, but I would fuck Tom Hardy.

That’s because Nick Jonas is a zero and Zayn Malik is literally a god of sex.

I feel like tweens got over the demise of the Jonas Bros. so fast. OMG am I going to be expected to get over Zayn leaving 1D quickly too? Because I can’t. The wounds are still so fresh.

perrie edwards is a queen

"These people can't get to grocery stores that have extensive healthy offerings, and can't afford to buy the ones that are there, and are therefore getting sick! What's our solution, boys?"

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

Have mercy.

I told this story before but it makes me giggle so I'll tell it again.

You clearly need to see Mandy Moore in Saved!, one of the greatest movies of all time.

Jeff Buckley

Danielle and Alexander Meitiv of Washington D.C.