There’s money in the banana stand!

“Brad, can you put on this knitted waistcoat and cup your breasts? No, not here, in that thicket. Try and look coquettish”.

The main event of the day (TCM is running a Barbrathon this evening to celebrate)...

I wish you wouldn’t refer to a trans person living as who they are without disclosing their history (i.e., their time of living as someone they weren’t), as living in a “closet.” The “closet” implies keeping your truth hidden away. Which is the opposite of what trans people are doing when they prefer not to…

I mean I don’t know if you’re queer so I may be preaching to the choir. Apologies if I am.

Well that was decidedly unsexy.

JUSTIN BEIBER YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Yes, I’m not proud of it, but would fuck him. He unfortunately presses all of my ‘daddy’ buttons. It’s the same way with Alec Baldwin. I’d hate myself afterward, but would bang.

MATT SUCKS BEN RULES

Gaylight savings.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Short answers to potential affluenza suburbs in Maryland:

Potomac - Sure. Wealthiest area in the wealthiest state.
Monkton - Definitely possible! Lots of horse farms.
Arnold - Clearly. Lots of Annapolis sailing cash.
Chevy Chase - Why not? Big houses, small lots, overinflated sense of self.
Bethesda - Practically the…

I am a Dylan Panthers fan.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

Please, keep saying this. Say it over and over again until people get it. Sigh.

Because consensual BDSM play has nothing to do with actual rape. Many sex-positive feminists engage in BDSM without it conflicting or cancelling out their feminist politics.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…