Someone needs to teach Jaden that Typing Like This Is Super Fucking Annoying.

Definitely love that Alex tried to give them an excuse for not knowing about the Scottsboro boys. "Before your time". Really, Alex?

I will give him road head.

Wuthering Heights, motherf*ckers, Wuthering Heights.

That is all.

HOW COME YOU DIDN'T POST THE PICTURE OF JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS?

My condolences to you. My mom will have been gone two years this April. She wasn't entirely well, but she passed after a fairly sudden bout with pneumonia. I had about five days where she was sick in the hospital to process that she was going to pass most likely, but it still felt very sudden in the long run. I…

That made me cry...and obviously your grandfather isn't even my grandfather! Perhaps one day you will find that you can conjure up his voice in your mind and that will give you some solace.

My SO and I were dating the same hooker. (True story)

That gives me hope.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Madonna looks like Calvin Candie.

Macklemore is white, straight and he's here to save you from the evils of hip-hop. Ladies and Gentlemen a "very special message" about social justice brought to you with all the lack of self-awareness and condescension that only a corporate zeitgeist can provide. Shank me with a dirty shank.

So excited for that movie. I don't even care if it sucks, I am going to watch the shit out of it.

thank you for this gif. I love franny.

i'd love to see a lesbian/bi/pansexual* version of this article.

One of the interesting things about this is that it is nearly always a case of the accuser not having a stake in the question. There is no case in which a straight Christian man will have to evaluate their own actions and say to themselves, "no, having sex with men is wrong, I shouldn't do that despite wanting to."…

LELO is boss. Excellent investment; you will not regret it.

I am also interested in the answer to this question.