This has to be the winner...blows any drunken bullshit shenanigans out of the water. I'm so happy you both pulled through that horribleness to be together today. Did you guys have to leave Egypt?

The world needs MOAR well written smut! I love to read raunchy stuff but nothing turns me off faster than lazy writing, constant grammar issues, and a general lack of editing. Also, as someone who likes to read BDSM, I find the lack of "safe, sane and consensual" sex in some popular works horrifying.

Dear Scott Foley-

I feel like you might see a place in Montana on Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives that's really famous for it's "sushi." And by "sushi," I mean a meat product (and prolly cheese, too), shaped like a log, rolled up in something, fried and sliced to resemble sushi. Served with some sort of BBQ aioli.

My heart is also a little sad but have you seen Charlotte Riley? I'm still here for a threeway, Tom!

My mom did this, too! You haven't really woken up until a 70 lb boxer is bouncing on your bladder

I used to work with the husband (Dan). That outfit is SO him

Ugh, I really despise Ben Affleck and I'm not quite sure why...although the way I feel about him makes me think he was a good choice to play Nick Dunn, 'cause I had similarish feelings about that guy

"Accidentally" stabbed in the neck with the jagged, broken-off stem of an over-sized wine glass? Actually, literally, frozen to death by Millie's death stare?

dear God- that gif gets me every time!

You and I have v similar taste in TV laydees; Cosima is everything and I barely know what happened in the other plot lines of Bomb Girls

I teach profoundly autistic children, it's happened before my very eyes.

Love Gillian Anderson in Hannibal...you're so right about the competing RBF! On a somewhat related note, I was looking for an appropriate image of Hannibal and Bedelia to post with this reply and saw a BUNCH of Hannibal/Will fanart that I won't be able to unsee anytime soon. I just like the show and don't participate…

Patti Lupone is EV-ER-Y-THING. I just had some anxiety trying to pick a video to post with this comment (still can't choose); that's how good she is.

I like them all, but am really into coral ATM so it's #1 for me!

I like these too...I think for me, the exposed forearms are a lot of it. Like, I'm also obsessed with rolled sleeves on button downs

I'm 26 and would happily fuck and and/or all of them- even Louis, who might need to be gagged because he says assholey stuff a lot

I'd be more interested in a Harry Styles dick vid. 5SOS does nada for me.

Actually, the above is just a still from the film they made of his mug shot. It's a new avant garde technique for the rich and guilty to remember those hilarious 7 minutes they spent in lockup once. See the whole thing here.

I love Tom Hardy as much as Tom Hardy loves puppies