The romantic wine thief reminds me of toddler afemininemistake. My dad is a trauma surgeon and was a resident when I was little so he was never home. I called 911 not once, but three times just knowing that I could talk to daddy because you call 911 for sick people and daddy fixes sick people. Such reason. Wow.

well hellllooooo cousin Matthew!

I'm fully obsessed with Niall. Said it. Meant it.

you and me both

Funny thing is, I live (and grew up) in a town home community in a very white part of the county. Like all yuppies and soccer moms who can afford better quality shit...probably explains why that guy's not around anymore.

The one that was around my neighborhood when I was a kid definitely sold shitty weed- not that I know from experience or anything.

It does happen; I was a clinic escort in college (at a PP in DC) and have been thinking about signing up again here in Bmore. If you live near a clinic that gets a lot of protesters I'm sure they'd be happy for you to come and help these women (and partners) get inside.

OMG, Khloe with Harry from Third Rock would be amazing!

• Pharrell said he would definitely collaborate with One Direction in the future. Reading this made me remember that last night I dreamt I met One Direction and introduced them to my bunny :( My subconscious sucks :( [ONTD]

I feel like I've told this one on here before (and it's not all that exciting), but here: I was 11, in 5th grade, and spending winter break at my dad's house (1000 miles from my mom). Dad is a surgeon and had been called in to do an emergency case in the middle of the night. Not wanting to leave me watching my two…

Pussycat, pussycat, I love you...

I love Jagged Little Pill, full stop. I was really little when it came out, but it got played around my house a lot (soundtrack to my parents' divorce). Still obsessed with it and it's the only thing I'll listen to when I'm really mad or having relationship angries. I even listen to every song-no skipping-and I can't…

just FYI for anyone who wants to get on the Form 2 train: Amazon is selling the slate colored ones for like $84. The pink ones are more expensive for whatever reason (but still under $100)...I guess they're just trying to clear out an unpopular color? Whatever; they all still buzz. If you want one at that price hustle…

pretty excited for Annie after that trailer- Quvenzhane Wallis looks so grown up! I always see her in my mind as Hushpuppy even though it's been a minute since that film

he def says it at about 3:18

hello, are you me? I am also a way-too-old fan of 1D and though my order changes a lot, Louis is pretty much always last BC of this shit. I mean, throwing up gang signs in photos? Really?

oh man, the early 20s are a time of epic toolishness

I am unbelievably jealous, I love those boys an unhealthy amount! I cannot fucking believe the ticket prices for the stadium tour...it's not like you can see anything in these huge places! I do better watching TV to pass the time b/c I only have to pay attention for the length of an episode and then I can have a…

my mom really wanted me to be Bronwyn Elizabeth but my dad vetoed...she says that if either of my two younger bros were girls they would have gotten the dubious honor of that moniker, but I don't think he ever would have gone for it. If I had been I boy, I would have my brother's name. Boring.

I love Ruby, too. This is my Ruby