if all my workers were ninjas.. i wouldn’t fuck with their bonus like that.

i don’t know.. i feel like when you have a checkered (not like the flag) past like TVR does, you should focus on first making a viable production vehicle.. THEN.. going into racing. but i dont know, that’s just me. I’m not genius like Nikolai Smolensky or Peter Wheeler.

here we sit in San Francisco giggling as we read this

just one thing.. does it have a turbo so I can paint it blue with gold wheels. that’s all i care about.

nothing to see here...

Don’t worry, he’Kk post a YouTube video about it soon enough and get caught that way #becauasemustangdriver

you want original and modern and unique-looking? here.. hold my beer.

have we learned nothing from our dinosaur-juice ancestors about car design?

stick a gt350 flat crank engine in it

if the japanese brands got on board with truly simply and beautiful designs.. they will own the europeans like BMW who have completely lost themselves into absurd angles and hideous shapes.

hell yea!.. i would buy that! and it doesn’t look very concept-y at all??

what is the difference between this and the Velar and the RR Sport and i’m sure some other tata-owned mid-size SUV i’ve forgotten about?

well, it looks like “someone” wiped “someone else’s” smile off their face eh Lewis?

if i’m looking at an SUV, i’m looking across brands at price/performance.. i’m not a “maserati shopper” for example.. i’m looking at what’s available in the $70k-$90k range. i’m also looking at a european station wagon maybe.

yes we are. not sure what your marketing dept is telling you but.. we’re all the same people. niches are fictitious and artificial at this point.. it’s all the same stuff. if used maserati costs similar to new something else, or if top of the line alfa costs similar to lower end maserati.. or bmw, or mercedes.. or…

the excitement is just percolating from the space between each word in this article isn’t it?

the question is... “why?”

that’s how long i’ve been around eh?.. ugh. i’m fucking old. but yes.. that’s how i remember jalopnik. who was that guy and why was the image with a lolipop picked?

wait, what?.. jalopnik is owned by univision? is this because of the whole hulk hogan thing? and what about michael spinelli and the logo where the bald skinny dude who looks like moby is sucking on a lolipop? where have i been all these years?