If you can't laugh about it, there's really only despair. I think I was envisioning baseball cards, but I like the bingo image better.

Except so much of the abuse endured from a narcissist is that your voice is stomped out. You are silenced repeatedly, because their word is always the most important. It is healing and therapeutic to reclaim your voice, and at first, it can be raw and abrasive. Because of course it is— they haven't had the privilege…

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I'm really glad I like my parents.

It's me. I'm taking this one for the team. The title of Biggest Whore belongs to me and my line in perpetuity. Thus ends all debate forever of who is a bigger whore.

Respectfully

Right Honorable Agent Tremble, Biggest Whore

I love Kristen Wiig, but cannot fucking stand The Californians.

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

She looks... so human. It's refreshing.

Ok, I have a lot of feelings about this post, and about previous coverage of Madonna on this site and elsewhere of late.

Hmmm. She already did the matador thing 20 years ago.

Hillary's response, as posted to Pinterest.

I never thought any one would top "fuck this, and that, and that, fuck everything gif cat" but the way he turns when she says "NO!" thinks about it, shrugs, and does it anyway just kills me.

Hippos kill more humans than any other animal in Africa! I think you know what that means:

start working on your heron costume.

That first cat really knows that he/she is the boss of that house.

AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW? GONE. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T RIDE HIPPOS.

They're not as good as a heron surfing on a hippo, but I've been enjoying these videos of cat fuckery this week:

I think the sad differentiating factor is that the Twilight films were enormous financial successes, which insulates those involved a bit, and the assumption is that the admiration was coming largely from girls and quite young women.

"That really is Olivia" My wife at the end of the episode.

I'm sorry Kate, did we watch the same television show? Ross was a jealous, pretentious, insufferable dick. His relationship with Marcel was the healthiest he ever had on the show. I imagine an alternative episode where Marcel tears Ross's eyes out and feasts on his empty soul. In summation, #teamchandler!