If I spent as long on my hair as she must have on hers, I would be inclined to behave thusly.

meeee toooooo.

Rocky never could handle that.

Klaus Nomi was an avant garde "vocalist" from the new wave era, vocalist is used because he was something other than just a singer according to some. His voice was - for lack of a better word - astounding (in a good way) and he had amazing range. His stage shows ran the gamut of totally off the wall to movingly…

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her friend seems totally down with the arrangement so I can't figure out why you'd care.

But what if these "American Jobs" you speak of are of the "blow" variety? ehhhh?

If I ever have an aneurysm, it will because shitsticks like that spend their days bandying about words like "gaystapo"

but who is "us"? are we not all just one giant dick demanding a mouth?!

it's a mass delusion continually supported by our culture, so it really does raise the question of who may be delusional... [insert maniacal super villain laugh]

because she had the audacity to declare to all the men of the world they would never be able to put their dicks in her mouth and that is an affront to the very essence of modern maleness - all mouths everywhere should someday aspire to hold their cocks.

let us assemble a blowjob search party and locate these missing blow jobs. If the missing blowjobs are with missing pretty white women, the news should be all over that.

This reminds me of how much more sartorially adventuresome my mother was than I will ever be. Girl could ROCK a yellow crocheted micro mini with matching vest and thigh high while vinyl boots like the BAMF she is.

I literally could not agree more. You get all my agrees.

and 1000% more Nic Cage

The best part of that tweet is that it was also magically delivered in his voice.

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So, if anyone was wondering what pure, vintage botulism tastes like...

Sommeliers are an unique breed, so hellbent on outdoing one another with their florid descriptions of bullshit that they're damn near willing to sip anything that may have been something at one time, just to appear to be someone now.