So it's George RR Martin's source material?

Double secret probation emails

I may have performed the aforementioned behavior... but only a little

I said the same thing about Ledger... And he blew everyone away. Ergo, I now withhold joker judgements.

I found his commitment to fighting his hotness much more concerning.

Cher is the cat's ass.

To be entirely fair, I think context is superfluous in this case.

that's just code for "coke," isn't it? Actually, that's not even code. Chefs do get good blow.

throws devil horns, stuffs face with fries dipped in mashed fries and covered in sriracha

I love this ad. Every time it comes on I am so jealous of that baby. The blissed-outedness, the adorable hair, just so jealous. We should all be that baby someday, warm, swaddled in bubbles, and having our adorable heads massaged.

Goddamnit, Anna Kendrick! Stop being so relatable!

well, I am also attached to my mandible, so fair assumption!

Hahahaha I just realized I left out "water". A program that encourages drinking is definitely something I can get behind

This legitimately made me snort with laughter

She was my inspiration! Love HQ my blu.

I'll get the cork screw

Do it or your jewelry will judge you!

likewise! I love my jawbone. It's reminders to drink more and eat fiber essentially led to what I can only believe amounts to crapping out 10 lbs in two weeks. I'm not complaining.

Klonopin? Venlafaxine? Wellbutrin?

It's horrible that I found this amusing as hell and also pictures it as bingo played with pills.